The Forrest Gump Guide to Becoming a Gazillionaire
Who taught Elvis how to dance, received the Congressional Medal of Honor, got Nixon impeached, became the world ping-pong champion, built a national shrimping empire, and fathered Haley Joel Osment?
One man: Forrest Gump.
If I could choose one mentor in business, or in life in general, it would be Gump. I don’t care that he’s not real. The wisdom that he conveys is real, and I think we could all learn something from it.
Let’s listen to what he has to say, and I’ll translate his Gumpisms into advice that, if followed, will make you a much more successful moneymaker:
And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that grass for free.
The whole point of making lots of money is to buy your freedom. If that means cutting grass, then by all means, cut the grass. Many wealthy people chase money for so long that they forget about everything else. It’s a mistake. Never become so obsessed that you lose touch with the little things in life that you enjoy.
I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is.
Smarts aren’t everything. You can have an IQ of 180, but if you don’t know care about other people, you’ll never understand your customers or win the support of your peers. Instead, learn to care. Give customers the products they truly need, support your coworkers, and build a company that not only makes a profit but somehow changes the world for the better.
Stupid is as stupid does.
While you’re at it, change your entire conception of smart. In the end, the people that we call geniuses aren’t the ones with high IQs; they’re the people that make the right decisions over and over again. Similarly, lots of people with high IQs do stupid stuff… like not putting the gun together when the drill sergeant tells them to.
When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go… you know… I went.
Only a fool goes without sleep, survives on fast food, and refuses to take breaks. You’ll burn out after a few years, where someone that takes care of themselves stays productive until they’re 90. You can still do great things; just realize you’re not going to do them in one day. Healthy careers last decades, and you’ll need a healthy body to go the distance.
Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.
Find a mentor. Maybe it’s your Momma, or maybe it’s a blogger that tells it like it is (ah hem). The point is you can’t figure it all out on your own, and you shouldn’t try. Look for people that explain things in just the right way for you to understand them, and then expose yourself to as much of their wisdom as possible.
I gotta save Bubba!
Don’t turn into another corporate coward that leaves people behind when things go bad. The real heroes in business are willing to lose everything for the people around them. Nothing creates more loyalty than selflessness, and it’s more valuable than gold. Besides, if you’re wealthy, you should have some nice, cushy buttocks to protect you against that million-dollar wound.
Jenny taught me how to climb. And I taught her how to dangle.
No one gets rich alone. If someone shows you how to “climb” the ladder of success, then don’t forget about them when they’re “dangling” from it, about fall off. Help them dangle more gracefully, or reciprocate any other chance you get. It’s not about keeping score, exactly, but creating an attitude of generosity in both yourself and others. That’s how you get to the top.
My Momma always said you’ve got to put the past behind you before you can move on.
Sometimes, the smartest thing you can do in life is let go. If your company has been on the verge of bankruptcy for two years with no reasonable hope of recovering, then maybe it’s time to jump ship. Or, just as importantly, you can only ride on past successes for so long before its time to do something new. Either way, don’t let the past distract you from the future you want to create.
I’m sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.
Apologize, even if you’re not wrong. It’s better than getting your ass kicked (or fired).
Now you wouldn’t believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows.
Brag. Shamelessly. Of course, I’m not talking about writing a press release about how you got an A on your term paper, but if you’ve done something genuinely remarkable, then you owe it to people to tell them about it. Do it with a little style, and they’ll love you for it. Forrest spends the entire movie bragging, and people skip their bus to find out what happens next.
My Momma always said, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
How could I not include this one?
Instead of worrying about which job you should take, which project you should work on, or which company you should start, just line them all up, choose the one you think you’ll like, and take a bite. You’ll probably enjoy them all, but it’s only by “tasting” the opportunities in life that you’ll truly live.
That’s all I have to say about that.
When you’ve said all you have to say… shut up.
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LOL! I loved the business take on “Gumpisms.” (Especially thank you for the line: …don’t let the past distract you from the future you want to create.)
It just goes to show that you can find advice and encouragement anywhere you’re willing to look for it. Just take a good word and apply it to yourself.
Another class post Jon, great stuff
And this is exactly why you’ve got a whole bunch of stars in my feed reader. I like your whole approach to, well, everything!
I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is.
To me, this one is the most important. Thanks for such a great post.
Helluva novel approach, love it. And the point on “smarts aren’t everything” is personally one of the most important things I’ve had to learn.
IQ vs. Just Getting it Done
In my evening wanderings of the ‘net, I came across a great article on IQ and success in the workplace (via The Forrest Gump Guide to Becoming a Gazillionaire, also a good read). It says plainly what took me damn
GREAT post Jon! = )
Lovely, Jon.
I’m renting Gump again this weekend….
Great post there Jon.
Stumbled.
Cheers!
Mani
Very insightful post.
Curious how a character of fantasy who couldn’t have done a fraction of what he claims in the film can have so practical advice about the things he hadn’t done.
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Great advice from a great movie.
I followed a link from Chris Garret’s blog and am glad I did. I’ve never seen Forrest Gump - probably the only one in the world who hasn’t! I liked your approach to this post. I mentally ran it by my niche which is vacation rentals, and it works on that too!
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Great post. It was a very heart-warming movie and I love the way you underlined the humanity in it with regards to money.
Excellent post! Not sure if everyone caught the message within the message of linking something “nostalgic” (a movie that we all loved and connected to emotionally with very fond memories) to the common sense lessons that we need to be reminded of again and again in today’s world… A fresh, new angle, it’s great!
Thanks so much for the reminders… Loved them!
Great post
Now if I can only apply these things to my convoluted life…
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Very insightful.
That’s all I have to say about that.
EXPECT Success!
Jackie Ulmer
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Wow….I’m not even sure how I ended up here (jumping from link to link through various blogs) but I’m glad I did. That post actually brought a tear to my eye and that was the LAST thing I was expecting tonight. There is just so much here that I wouldn’t have expected to read on a “money making” blog and it’s FANTASTIC and I *almost* feel like I could do it. Not sure yet if I want to but just toying with the idea….. Thanks.
Jon,
I agree with you. Lots of hope in your post.
Thanks
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Ahh, I see the Eng. Lit major in your writing. Be glad you didn’t go to law school. I did and not only did the experience kill my writing skills, but my creativity as well. Your writing, however, is excellent.
Great post Jon. I remember visiting your blog a few months ago and leaving without being sold.
It seems you’ve changed my mind. I look forward to reading more.
Hi Jon, excellent post. Remind me again of this story!
Stumbled!
Love
J W
I just love this post. It is such a novel approach to making money.
Love it.
Very funny and also very true. Thanks.
I’m going to take this advice and run with it. Thank you so much!
Lovely Post! Thanks for sharing Jon..^^
This is great! I love the sincerity of all of it, and thats what it boils down to, the honest, bare bones, sincerity!
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My kids and I love this movie and have seen it several times. It is one of my favorite movies that I never get tired of– simply because of all those pearls of wisdom that you outlined above.
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Anthony
Great post. Forrest made it seem so simple, but let’s not forget that was a looonggg movie (or at least seemed that way)!
It’s sad that so many corporate leaders don’t seem to have a clue about “I gotta save Bubba!” Entrepreneurs need to set an example in that area.
Personally, I struggle with “When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. etc.” There’s so many interruptions and other stuff to do, that it’s hard to take a break sometimes.
Someone ought to make this into a plaque or something to remind us. That was both a really funny, and heartrending (but unlike the typical Hollywood tear-jerker), movie.
What a wonderful blog. I think this post captures the pragmatic optimism of your writing throughout.
Brilliant post. I hope you don’t mind, but I’m going to link to it in a resource list I’m putting together. Thank you.
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Forrest Gump was a mix of common sense plus a little bit of luck…so I don’t know if we can really credit Forrest Gump with having “created” a wealth-system we can follow…but otherwise - an entertaining idea!
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I even have a copy of your “3 Writing Lessons I Learned in Dog Obedience School” on my desk, and I refer to it on an almost-daily basis.
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Now, Momma said there’s only so much fortune a man really needs and the rest is just for showing off. So, I gave a whole bunch of it to the Four Square Gospel Church and I gave a whole bunch to the Bayou La Batre Fishing Hospital. And even though Bubba was dead, and Lieutenant Dan said I was nuts, I gave Bubba’s mommy Bubba’s share.
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I love this guide. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
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“I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is.”. Yes, it is so true definitely. And giving importance to every person around you will create an extra-ordinary ambience which be an advantage on your companies status, value, life-span and growth.
Thank you
Charles
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My Momma always said, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
That illuminated me somehow…thanx a lot
Wow!.. I love the Forrest Gump movie and I also love the way you relate his line in making money..
I think I will also write about this on my blog..
the film is exelent
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